You’re a Real Musician When:

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Submitted by Sklar on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 11:58

You’re a Real Musician When:

You realize that the cheers from the audience after a particularly
difficult passage are for a sports play on the big screen TV over the
bar, and that in fact, no one is listening to you.

When the gig you drove 200 miles for to make $100, and had to pay for a
hotel room, is later referred to as your "summer tour".

When your most sincere, heartfelt comments are made by people that are
drunk and who won’t remember you in the morning.

When you are repeatedly told that the lead singer who can’t read, never

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Bubba Air................

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Submitted by Sklar on Wed, 08/01/2007 - 10:51
The only way to fly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JUST SILLY STUFF TO PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE from the great Hal Blaine............

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Submitted by Sklar on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 15:51

JUST SILLY STUFF TO PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE from the great Hal Blaine............

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it !)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

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The perfect football outing.............

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Submitted by Sklar on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 19:59

Four guys spend weeks planning the perfect football outing for an away

game between the Minnesota Vikings and the Green Bay Packers.

Two days before the group is to leave Frank's wife puts her foot down

and tells him he isn't going. Frank's friends are very upset that he

can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the stadium site only to find Frank

sitting in his seat with a beer in one hand and a hot dog in the other.

"Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into

letting you go?"

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It's Hell to be Old .................

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Submitted by Sklar on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:48

It's Hell to be Old

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

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WD-40.............

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Submitted by Sklar on Sun, 10/12/2008 - 14:06
WD-40 I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason). I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news. He was very upset and was trying to figure out what to do, probably nothing until Monday morning since nothing was open. Another neighbor came out and told him to get his WD-40 and clean it off. It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm his paint job that was on the truck. I'm impressed!
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Happy Holidays!

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Submitted by spinner on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 12:00

Happy Holidays to everyone! This season sometimes brings stress so don't let it get you down and if it does ..... that BEER IS GOOD! Tony

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A Study in Contrast..............

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Submitted by Sklar on Mon, 03/17/2008 - 12:57
Self Explanatory!!!!!!!!!!!
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A typical dinner table in Italy..............

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Submitted by bobby on Wed, 10/10/2007 - 13:32
What one could expect to see at a dinner table in Italy........YUMMIE!!!!!
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To the Toto Network Fans......................

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Submitted by bobby on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 05:39

Long time- no talk. I hope everyone is doing well out there. I see everyone is still blogging away and making their thoughts and wishes known to the Toto World. I've gotten so many messages from the Toto fans, I thought it was about time to chime in and say hello. I've been really busy writing on several projects lately, and one of them (the new band I'm in now, is almost finished with the CD we've been working on for a few months). Tomorrow, I will finish the final vocal of the last song, and we'll enter the Mixing/Mastering phase of the CD before we release it.

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Pinky & Blue Boy.................

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Submitted by Sklar on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 09:41

If you are every in San Marino ,California you should go to the Huntington Library and view their collection of great art and the most beautiful grounds you will every see. They make the viewing of these two painting very comfortable so relax and enjoy.

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Sex in their 90's

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Submitted by Sklar on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 22:11

 Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to  visit her 95-year-old grandmother to comfort her. 
When she asked how her Grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." 
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. 
Oh no, my dear, replied granny.
"Many years  ago, realizing our advanced age,  we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.

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happy WED

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Submitted by steve on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 08:39
Hi guys, Been crazy here in LA. Working and getting ready for the tour and being Daddy. I am feeling great, kinfinh 2 1/2 miles a day and living very healthy and getting in shape mentally and physically for the tour. I have a full on physical tommorow morning. Not a hole in my body will remain virgin . haha One has to do this to insure a long life thse days and so many of my friends have bneen ill or worse. My pal Jay Graydon said " man, after 50 the warranty is up". Hope he is wrong. haha I feel great and I am practicing and groovin so i am hoping for good news.
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Backstage Tokyo...........

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Submitted by Sklar on Fri, 03/21/2008 - 10:31
Backstage at the JCB Hall with Mr. Udo, the promoter, and Yewkow Hayashi, the CEO of the JCB Hall.
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Found on the Refrigerator One Morning ................

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Submitted by Sklar on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 13:59

To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value
you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
upset----I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

 
To My Dear Husband,

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Santa Paws comes to town........

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Submitted by bobby on Tue, 12/18/2007 - 20:33
I'm once again starting to hear the tiny jingle bells at my house this year. I started looking around for Santa Claus last night, and all I found was this little guy on the guest room bed. I asked him what his name was, and he told me his friends call him "Santa Paws". Thanks to Takako for the suit. Hope everyone is having a great time this year, and I thought it was funny that Santa Paws and Simon Phillips have the same initials. And I heard him exclaim as he rode out of sight,........Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight....!!!!!!
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Alms for the poor!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Sklar on Mon, 02/11/2008 - 16:42
Just watch. Enough said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The best "Last Waltz" ever................

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Submitted by bobby on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 20:28

Thank you for all the positive responses to my last post. This is the only way to make good things happen,........being positive about everything. I miss all of the guys, especially the Original Founding members of the band. If the saying is correct, "Time heals all wounds", and I believe that with all my heart. Toto spent a good 30 years being friends,......with, of course, some good and bad moments, as any "family" would go through. We spent so much time together, it was hard not to get on each other's nerves at times.

Luke's new Road Crew............

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Submitted by Sklar on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 18:08
Things have been going great for Luke on his tour and it became necessary to hire a new crew to handle the ever increasing amount of gear necessary for the show. I think he found the ones this time....plus they are great background singers! "It's Raining Men!"
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Sklar Caster / Vocal warm-up..........Munich

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Submitted by Sklar on Thu, 03/22/2007 - 18:11

MashCast !

The guys are doing their ritual vocal warm-up before the show in Munich. For anyone who doubt’s the vocals, check them out. These guys sing their asses off even when just in a dressing room.
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