I doubt many of these are true, but...

Absolute Proof That the World Is Nuts

In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense..)

In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

There's a road in my city called Old Bullock Rd. When they put up a sign for a footpath they made a small spelling mistake.

Makes you wonder what sort of people would live there.

Do you ever have those days when you find yourself making dumb excuses for not doing something, or not trying a little harder at something?

Whenever I realise that I'm making excuses I sit down and listen to some Michel Petrucciani. That wakes me up to the fact that any obstacle I face is nothing compared with the challenges he faced.

Nothing can stop great music.

Okay, time for some fun.

What anagrams can you make out Toto song titles?

e.g.
Rosanna = An Arson
Hold The Line = Hinted Hello
Girl Goodbye = Obey God, Girl
I'll supply the love = The Pulp Lily Loves
Gift with a Golden Gun = Fondle A Hugging Twit
English Eyes = Hey, Lee Sings

I've just been going on a memory trip through some of the old videos. Man, what a great trip.

I'd forgotten that Michael McDonald was actually in the clip for this. So often 'guest' artists are left out of the videos.

I have no idea who this is. But I do recognize a certain profusion of facial hair holding everything together in the background.

Can anyone recommend some good, Toto related, concerts on WolfgangsVault?
I know Sklar is on some of the James Taylor ones, but do any of the Pocaros feature, or Luke, or Paich?

Don't rub Viagra on your dogs leg.

Crazy dog

ALL PUNS INTENDED

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!

2. A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything.'

3. Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

5. A man walked into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and said, 'A beer, please, and one for the road.'

6. Two cannibals were eating a clown. One said to the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'

Ok, for those of you who missed the interview on National Radio (New Zealand) this afternoon - I've attached the MP3.