I ended up with a woman at a local bar last night in Scottsdale. She looked pretty great for a 60-year-old. I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit and then she asked, 'Have you ever had a Sportsman's Double?'
'What's that?' I asked.
It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like and my mind began to embrace the idea. I said, 'No I haven't had a mother and daughter threesome.'
We drank a bit more and then she says with a wink, 'Tonight is your lucky night.'
We drove to her place. We walked in, she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs, 'Mom! You still awake?'